Sagittarius — Saturday 9 May 2026

Your group chat has a nickname for you. It's affectionate. It's also *extremely* accurate, and nobody's told you. Today you've got the *Sun* sextiling your ruling planet *Jupiter* — which sounds like good news, and is, in exactly the way giving a Labrador the keys to a butcher's shop is good news. *Jupiter* is sitting in *Cancer* and feeling sentimental and expansive, and you're going to translate that into saying something in a group setting that you frame as "just being real" but is functionally a TED talk nobody booked. The actual problem isn't that you say too much. It's that you're genuinely convinced that more words equals more clarity, and at some point today you're going to over-explain a position so thoroughly that you argue yourself out of it mid-sentence and land somewhere you didn't intend, nodding as if that was the plan all along. *Mars* and *Saturn* are both clattering around in *Aries*, which means the energy is there but the brakes aren't. You won't start a row. You'll simply say "I'm not trying to be harsh" in a tone that removes all ambiguity on the matter. The people who love you most have learned to hear what you actually mean. That's not the compliment you think it is.