Sagittarius — Friday 8 May 2026

The universe, if pressed, would describe today as a soft warning that you'll read as an invitation. The *Moon in Capricorn* is sitting on your second house of self-worth like a particularly unimpressed auditor, and your coping mechanism — the one nobody talks about because it's quieter than your famous optimism — is performing fine. Not *being* fine. Performing it. There's a version of you today that greets setbacks with such breezy philosophical grace that everyone assumes you've processed them. You haven't. You've filed them under "material for later" and opened another tab. *Mars square Jupiter* is the problem. Mars is fired up in Aries and Jupiter's puffed out in Cancer, and between them they're generating exactly the kind of swaggering overconfidence that leads Sagittarians to volunteer for things at four o'clock on a Friday afternoon. Don't. *Mercury in Taurus* is slow and literal and has already done the maths. The answer is no. You're not as over it as you're telling your face to look.