Daily bad horoscopes

I've looked at the stars today. The news isn't good. Pick your sign — I dare you.

Aries Aries 21 Mar – 19 Apr Taurus Taurus 20 Apr – 20 May Gemini Gemini 21 May – 20 Jun Cancer Cancer 21 Jun – 22 Jul Leo Leo 23 Jul – 22 Aug Virgo Virgo 23 Aug – 22 Sep Libra Libra 23 Sep – 22 Oct Scorpio Scorpio 23 Oct – 21 Nov Sagittarius Sagittarius 22 Nov – 21 Dec Capricorn Capricorn 22 Dec – 19 Jan Aquarius Aquarius 20 Jan – 18 Feb Pisces Pisces 19 Feb – 20 Mar