Scorpio — today

Someone on your commute this morning clocked exactly how much you were listening to their phone conversation and made a mental note never to sit near you again. You didn't even try to hide it. *Pluto* in Aquarius is doing something peculiar to your relationship with information right now: you're collecting it. Not for any specific purpose. Just because knowing things feels like having money in the bank. A colleague will mention something offhand today and you'll file it away with the care of a museum curator, and they'll never know you've catalogued them. *Mars* in Gemini means your attention is scattered but your memory is not, which is a combination that makes you excellent to have around and absolutely exhausting to confide in. By evening, you'll have a clear picture of four different people's private business, none of which you sought out, all of which you will retain indefinitely. You are a safe pair of hands, and a safe pair of ears, and absolutely nobody should believe that second part.