Cancer — today

You've convinced yourself this is your day to be *seen* properly. Not appreciated in the vague way you usually settle for, but properly recognised, your particular genius noticed by the right person at last. Mercury is retrograde and sitting in your sign, which means the words you've been assembling in your head since Tuesday will come out in exactly the wrong order at exactly the wrong moment. Venus is tipping into Leo at the very end of its run through that sign, and this will make everyone around you fractionally more interested in themselves than in you. You will clock this within minutes and find it quietly devastating. The Moon in Taurus suggests a good day for lunch, at least. Order the thing you actually want. **T-shirt: "I've actually thought about this more than you."**