Virgo — Monday 11 May 2026

The lie you've already told today is "I don't mind." You do mind. You mind enormously. You have, in fact, been minding since approximately eight-fifteen this morning, when someone did something wrong in a way you have no legitimate grounds to complain about, which is the specific variety of wrongness that you find most unbearable. *Mercury in Taurus* is currently sitting in your third house of communication like a very confident man who thinks he knows better than you. He doesn't. You know this. The problem is that *Mercury in Taurus* doesn't care what you know — it cares about what sounds reasonable at the volume it's prepared to speak at, which is loud enough to end conversations. The *Sun-Jupiter sextile* wants you to be magnanimous today. Generous with your assessment. Large of spirit. You're going to try, genuinely try, and then someone is going to get a detail wrong — not an important detail, a *small* one — and something in your left eye is going to twitch. Avoid all discussions that involve the phrase "I heard it was."