Scorpio — Saturday 16 May 2026

Stop lurking on their profile and pretending it's research. *Pluto* is still parked in Aquarius, which means your impulse to treat casual snooping as due diligence is currently operating without a supervisor. And with the *Sun* and *Mercury* locked together in Taurus — your opposite sign, since you're keeping score — the digital paper trail you've been leaving is considerably more visible than you've calculated. You think you're a ghost. You are, in fact, a ghost who keeps accidentally hitting 'like' on posts from 2019. *Mars* in Aries is giving you the energy to act on something, and you'll spend most of today using it to compose a message you won't send. You'll believe this makes you the restrained one. It makes you the person who typed "seen" into a search bar at eleven o'clock on a Saturday night. **Venus** in my sign, Gemini, is making everyone chattier and more flirtatious today. Everyone except you, who've decided that broadcasting nothing is a personality. You'll go to bed thinking silence is power. It is, sometimes. Tonight it's just you, awake, at 2am, reading a conversation from four months ago to see whose fault it was.