Scorpio — Wednesday 13 May 2026

Your group chat has a separate group chat. You're not in it. You're aware of this and have said nothing, because saying nothing *is* your move — letting people wonder whether you know, whether you're bothered, whether you're already three steps ahead. You are. That's the problem. Pluto sitting in Aquarius is doing something interesting to your relationship with collective spaces — networks, groups, the social contract of who-knows-what-about-whom. It's quietly dismantling your ability to pretend that information is the same thing as power. You've always been very good at *having* information. What you do with it is another matter, and today the Sun and Mercury huddled together in Taurus are going to make someone say something direct and uncomplicated that you will immediately translate into seventeen possible subtexts, none of which are the one they meant. You're not arguing. You'll be very clear about that, in the argument. Jupiter in Cancer is offering you something genuinely warm today, if you can stop conducting surveillance long enough to receive it. You have extraordinary instincts. It's a shame you spend them auditing everyone's loyalty like a fraud investigator who's already decided on the verdict.