Scorpio — Monday 11 May 2026

Stop pretending you don't care what people think of you. You've built an entire personality around *seeming* indifferent, and it's exhausting everyone, including yourself. Pluto's sitting in Aquarius doing its slow, grinding work on your self-image — specifically the part of your self-image that requires other people to find you a bit frightening. Meanwhile, Mars is barrelling through Aries, which means your energy today is the kind that gets things done but also picks unnecessary fights with anyone who seems insufficiently impressed. The Sun in Taurus is sextiling Jupiter almost exactly, which is genuinely lovely — there's warmth, there's abundance, there's a moment of real ease available to you. And you're going to let it slide right past you because you've decided today is for *brooding*. The Moon in Pisces would like you to feel something tender. You will interpret this as weakness and compensate by reading a Wikipedia article about a disaster. The devastating part isn't that you do all this. It's that you know *exactly* why you do it, and you've decided that counts as dealing with it. **T-shirt:** *I'm fine with it* (Scorpio, visibly not fine with it)