Sagittarius — Saturday 4 July 2026

Your *Jupiter* has just moved into Leo, where it will spend the next year inflating your natural conviction that you are, on some fundamental level, simply more right than other people. Today this expresses itself as a twenty-minute monologue you delivered to someone who only asked whether you wanted milk in your tea. *Mars* and *Uranus* are sitting on top of each other in Gemini, which means you'll make three impulsive financial decisions before noon, justify each one with a different philosophy, and genuinely believe this constitutes a strategy. *Mercury* is retrograde in Cancer, so the apology you owe someone from last Tuesday has now curdled into a grievance you're nursing instead. You contain multitudes. Mostly incorrect ones, but still: multitudes.