Sagittarius — Saturday 27 June 2026

"Today you'll feel a burst of extraordinary luck and your natural wisdom will shine through effortlessly." Right, no. Jupiter is sitting at 29° Cancer, which in astrological terms is the last gasp before the cliff edge, and it's forming a tight sextile with Mars in Taurus. What that actually means is that you've convinced yourself you're *about* to win something. A bet, an argument, a board game, a race to the bar. That competitive streak of yours — not the obvious one where you argue about facts, the subtler one where you need to be *fastest* at having fun — is dialled up today. The Sun squaring Neptune doesn't help; your confidence is slightly detached from reality, like a balloon that's come away from its string. Watch out for anyone offering you a second round of anything.