Pisces — Saturday 4 July 2026

You're going to order the pasta special, decide halfway through that the carbonara three tables over looks better, spend the rest of the meal grieving the carbonara you didn't have, and leave a slightly too-generous tip in apology for your own dissatisfaction. This is *Neptune* doing what *Neptune* does to Pisces: blurring the line between what you want and what you've decided to want *instead*, right up until the moment you're committed. Today that Mars-Uranus pile-up in Gemini is sparking something restless underneath it, a competitive little hum you won't admit to. You noticed your friend's creative project is getting traction, and you are *absolutely fine* about it, in the way that a person who is not fine is absolutely fine. **T-shirt:** "I'm happy for them though."