Pisces — Monday 11 May 2026

The evidence points somewhere you won't like. *Neptune* is conjunct nothing useful today and quietly sextiling *Pluto*, which sounds mystical until you realise it mostly means your capacity for self-deception has been professionally waterproofed. What you think will happen: a gentle week begins, full of possibility, the kind that feels different this time. What will actually happen: you'll spend most of the day convinced that someone is slightly disappointed in you — not angry, not indifferent, *disappointed* — and you won't ask them because asking would confirm it, and not asking lets you keep the softer version. The *Moon* sitting in your sign makes this feel profound rather than paranoid, which is Neptune doing what Neptune does best: putting gauze over a perfectly ordinary Monday. The *Sun* and *Jupiter* are in tight, genuinely warm alignment. Real goodwill is available to you right now, from actual people, in actual reality. You'll probably decide to feel it symbolically instead. The thing keeping you up at 2am isn't that people don't love you. It's that you're not entirely sure you'd believe them if they said so.