Leo — today

Your lunch will be interrupted. You'll be mid-bite when something on your phone pulls your attention, and then your food will be cold, and you'll eat it anyway because putting the phone down first wasn't an option. *Venus* is at 29 degrees of your sign right now, which is the astrological equivalent of someone standing in a doorway, one foot already out. You're broadcasting, and you know it, and you're doing it slightly too hard because *Jupiter* is also in Leo and making everything feel urgent and significant, including the caption you've rewritten four times. *Mercury retrograde* in *Cancer* means whatever you're trying to say is coming out damp and sideways. The wit is there. The clarity isn't. You are, occasionally, quite brilliant. You're just spending today's allocation on the wrong audience.