Leo — Monday 6 July 2026

Two stars. The coffee was fine but the vibe was off and nobody apologised. Things you will tell yourself today that aren't true: - You're not being competitive, you're being *thorough* - That colleague who got cc'd in first definitely just has a better email system, not a better relationship with the boss - You would have suggested that idea eventually - The slight you've been replaying since half nine is probably nothing - You're happy for them - You're *very* happy for them *Venus and Jupiter* are both crowding your sign right now, which sounds glorious until you notice the *Sun* is getting squeezed by *Saturn*, and Saturn doesn't do glorious. It does graft, humility, and waiting your turn. None of your favourites. *Mercury retrograde* is not helping you process any of this gracefully. **T-shirt: "I'M NOT JEALOUS, I'M JUST PAYING ATTENTION"** Wait. No. All-caps noted. *"I'm not jealous, I'm just paying attention."*