Gemini — Tuesday 12 May 2026

"I mean, technically I said *something different*, which isn't the same as being wrong." *Mercury* is sitting fat and happy in *Taurus* right now, which means your thoughts are moving at the speed of cooling cement — and you're dealing with it by polishing each word until it technically means what you want it to mean. Today someone corrects you, and instead of accepting the correction, you refine your original statement into a slightly different shape and present it again, like a sculptor insisting the second version was always what they had in mind. You're not lying. You genuinely believe the new version. That's the part that makes it maddening to witness. *Venus* is in your sign, which gives you enough charm to make the other person wonder if *they* misheard. The *Sun* sextile *Jupiter* adds a warmth to the whole exchange that somehow makes it worse — you're so pleasant about being impossible. You will not be told you're wrong today. You will be offered a corrected version of yourself, and you will politely decline. Stop doing that.