Capricorn — Sunday 24 May 2026

"The universe is aligning to bring you peace and rest" — yes, lovely, absolutely not. *Saturn* is sitting in *Aries* and it's doing what Saturn does, which is holding a clipboard and auditing your choices. Specifically, I suspect, your family choices. Not your career — that's the obvious one, and frankly too easy. Your role at home. The way you've quietly positioned yourself as the responsible one, the one who remembers everyone's appointments and carries the emotional admin like it's a spreadsheet. That *Sun-Uranus* conjunction is crackling today, and it's illuminating something you've been filing under "fine." You're not the foundation. You're the person who built the foundation and never told anyone how much it cost.